My Pie can beat up your Cupcake
The latest batch of magnetic mini-paintings are now up in the shop. The filing cabinet in your hellishly drab cubicle is naked without one.
![It’s time to say goodbye! The lil’ guy has barfed his last cupcake. This print will no longer be available after the end of the year, so snag it while you can. Your wall will thank you for it.
[ Barfing Cupcakes Print ]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgu3dOCp21qcakkao1_1280.jpg)
It’s time to say goodbye! The lil’ guy has barfed his last cupcake. This print will no longer be available after the end of the year, so snag it while you can. Your wall will thank you for it.
As the clock struck midnight Rupert quietly made his way from the bedroom to the kitchen. In the dark he could barely make out the cupcakes his life-partner Owen had made that evening. He took another two steps before he finally saw them in the faint moonlight that filtered in through the window above the sink.
Earlier in the evening he had been warned they were not to be consumed until tomorrow nights Americas Next Top Model marathon, but the delicious confections haunted his dreams and he knew Owen wouldn’t notice if just one was missing. Probably.
He plucked one up, stuck his finger in the frosting and brought it to his lips. Delicious! He quickly popped the rest of the cupcake in his mouth and chewed happily.
Owen wouldn’t notice if just two were missing. Probably. So, he reached out and took another.
As the clock struck one Rupert found his face covered in frosting and his feet surrounded with cupcake wrappers. Suddenly the kitchen lights came on, illuminating his shame. Owen stood in the doorway and let out a high pitched cry as he caught Rupert treating himself with the last of the cupcakes.
Treat Yo’ Self
10 x 10 x 1 5/8”
acrylic on wood
2011
SUPER AWESOME PAINTING GIVEAWAY HAPPY FUN TIME!
Hey, look at that! It’s a painting of a bear riding a cupcake barfing cloud. Isn’t it rad? Don’t you want it for your humble abode? Of course it is and of course you do! That’s why I’m giving it away to one lucky Tumblr-er. All you have to do is follow the Kill Taupe tumblr and reblog this post for a chance to win. One random lucky hepcat will be chosen from the bunch.
To enter simply follow & reblog by midnight tonight! (09/22/11) Good luck! ^____^
UPDATE: Congrats go out to our winner KilltheFly! Thanks for playing everybody. Keep your peepers here for future contests.
New batch of chunky wood magnets to slap on your fridge, filing cabinet, or other random magnetic surface now up in the Kill Taupe Shop!
During the zombpocalypse I have no doubt that unfinished foodstuffs will also become reanimated and wander in search of brains.
Zombie Cupcake
5 x 5 x 1.5”
acrylic on canvas
2011
